Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
A: Alone
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give
her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy
her another beer.
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick
a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell
her she's pregnant.
Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it
mine?"
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish
A: She
drowns it.
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window
seat?
A: Tell
her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write
'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell
her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over
her ears?
A: Trying
to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2
hours?
A:
Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave
to her.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You
don't. They're born that way.
Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A1: They can't remember the number.
A2: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
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